JessamyYou said your ego was how big?
March 23rd 2008 10:50
There appears to be a growing problem with the male ego. Perhaps this isn't a general problem-currently it's within a certain demographic, but I feel that this problem is spreading.
It's the classic case of "Is his dick as big as his ego?". The answer, of course, is no.
Basically, the guys are just too, I repeat, too full of themselves. And they don't all look like this either:
In fact, more and more of them appear to look like this:
I just cannot, for the life, death, or semi-consciousness of me, understand it. I understand that not all of us are Goddess' gifts, and that we all have traits besides physical ones, but....I have proof. Well, encounters. Two of them, within the last year, two guys so similar in their attitudes that I feel like slapping them round, albeit carefully in case I anger them by chipping a tooth or something.
So, the typical subject suffering from this condition is firstly, short. Not little people short, but between 165-170 cm. So normalish girl height. They're usually skinny, verging on normal. Basically, I could take them in a fight and win, I'd like to think. Or at least pretty evenly matched. They're also (contrary to the above picture of Chuck) not blessed with ye' fine strands of ginger, but brunette. And the worse thing? They're just an average kinda guy. But, the two I have encountered both didn't like drinking alcohol. That may be a distinguishing trademark.
My point here, lovelies, is that I don't understand who told these non-intrusive, normal guys, and whispered in their ear "You are fantastically skilled in the bedroom arts, and you must spread your seed far and wide. The females are wanting for yer' flesh, bewares."
Sweet, sweet mercy. It just occurred to me that perhaps this is males in general....there's a thought. Either that, or one chick out there with a hankering for short, skinny brunette males has a lot to answer for.
It's the classic case of "Is his dick as big as his ego?". The answer, of course, is no.
Basically, the guys are just too, I repeat, too full of themselves. And they don't all look like this either:
In fact, more and more of them appear to look like this:
I just cannot, for the life, death, or semi-consciousness of me, understand it. I understand that not all of us are Goddess' gifts, and that we all have traits besides physical ones, but....I have proof. Well, encounters. Two of them, within the last year, two guys so similar in their attitudes that I feel like slapping them round, albeit carefully in case I anger them by chipping a tooth or something.
So, the typical subject suffering from this condition is firstly, short. Not little people short, but between 165-170 cm. So normalish girl height. They're usually skinny, verging on normal. Basically, I could take them in a fight and win, I'd like to think. Or at least pretty evenly matched. They're also (contrary to the above picture of Chuck) not blessed with ye' fine strands of ginger, but brunette. And the worse thing? They're just an average kinda guy. But, the two I have encountered both didn't like drinking alcohol. That may be a distinguishing trademark.
My point here, lovelies, is that I don't understand who told these non-intrusive, normal guys, and whispered in their ear "You are fantastically skilled in the bedroom arts, and you must spread your seed far and wide. The females are wanting for yer' flesh, bewares."
Sweet, sweet mercy. It just occurred to me that perhaps this is males in general....there's a thought. Either that, or one chick out there with a hankering for short, skinny brunette males has a lot to answer for.
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