JessamyThings that fill me with rage, Part I
March 19th 2008 05:12
I have sense that this will be a continuing theme, seeing as I (apparently) have a deep filled rage and hatred for random things. Sort of like a deep hatred and rage trapped in the body of a 19 year old shortish girl who wears Star Wars t shirt. Oh, it's possible, trust me, I deal with the rage.
Now, this all came about because I have to give a speech for one of my subjects in a few weeks on something I'm passionate about-and my mother (the fount of knowledge that she is) suggested that I give a speech on something I hate. My mother knows me like no one else in the world, because I always give better speeches when I hate the focus of the speech. For example, my Year 12 Female Body Image speech-I ended up with graphs and timelines proving that skinny is only a phase, and shocked my class into silence. Or an essay I had to write discussing Tony Abbott and the RU 486 abortion pill and whatafreakinwankerheis.
But I digress.
My point here is, there are a number of things I hate. And, no, for you non-believers, I do not hate males. I don't, honestly. I may, at times, have a hissy fit and swear until I'm blue, but I spend too long objectifying males under the grounds that they've done it to females for centuries and hence it's revenge to truly hate them. But the things I hate, Part I:
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL:
The number of times I've seen someone write 'stop laughing at my spelling mistaekes' on a forum makes me physically sick. It's truly disgusting. People who do not know the difference between "they're", "their" and "there", and "we're", "where", and "were", along with basic "i before e, except after c" rule should be rounded up and shot. I am serious. And don't you try and tell me "edumatcation never dunn youu no gewd" coz you're damnright, it didn't.
Now, I can appreciate abbreviations as much as the next person, (see 'coz' in the previous sentence) but there is a huuuuge gap -nay, a chasm, an abyss- between that and never actually learning that "where" is for a location, and "we're" is a plural.
I realise I have somewhat shot myself in the foot, effectively, because now every time I make a spelling mistake 20 people will pounce on me and point and wave and dance and celebrate my downfall in Satan's evil incorrect grammatical hands-however, I care not.
DRUNK SLUTTY PEOPLE
This is a common, common thing. And I realise I will never wipe it out. If I had it my way, I'd patrol the nightclubs on a regular basis armed with a shotgun and a change of clothing for the girls. However, I'll make do by saying 'ALCOHOL IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR ACTING LIKE A HUSSY'.
People who go out, get drunk, act all whore-ish 'because they were pissed' obviously has their head so far up their arse they will soon be entering a whole new stage of denial. If you find yourself moaning "Ohhhh, but I'm cold, but my niiiiiipples, they're sooooooo colllllllld" on a Friday night, it is Time To Leave. Because no one values your opinion any more-you've revealed yourself as a true moron.
There will be more to come, trust me.
Now, this all came about because I have to give a speech for one of my subjects in a few weeks on something I'm passionate about-and my mother (the fount of knowledge that she is) suggested that I give a speech on something I hate. My mother knows me like no one else in the world, because I always give better speeches when I hate the focus of the speech. For example, my Year 12 Female Body Image speech-I ended up with graphs and timelines proving that skinny is only a phase, and shocked my class into silence. Or an essay I had to write discussing Tony Abbott and the RU 486 abortion pill and whatafreakinwankerheis.
But I digress.
My point here is, there are a number of things I hate. And, no, for you non-believers, I do not hate males. I don't, honestly. I may, at times, have a hissy fit and swear until I'm blue, but I spend too long objectifying males under the grounds that they've done it to females for centuries and hence it's revenge to truly hate them. But the things I hate, Part I:
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL:
The number of times I've seen someone write 'stop laughing at my spelling mistaekes' on a forum makes me physically sick. It's truly disgusting. People who do not know the difference between "they're", "their" and "there", and "we're", "where", and "were", along with basic "i before e, except after c" rule should be rounded up and shot. I am serious. And don't you try and tell me "edumatcation never dunn youu no gewd" coz you're damnright, it didn't.
I realise I have somewhat shot myself in the foot, effectively, because now every time I make a spelling mistake 20 people will pounce on me and point and wave and dance and celebrate my downfall in Satan's evil incorrect grammatical hands-however, I care not.
DRUNK SLUTTY PEOPLE
This is a common, common thing. And I realise I will never wipe it out. If I had it my way, I'd patrol the nightclubs on a regular basis armed with a shotgun and a change of clothing for the girls. However, I'll make do by saying 'ALCOHOL IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR ACTING LIKE A HUSSY'.
People who go out, get drunk, act all whore-ish 'because they were pissed' obviously has their head so far up their arse they will soon be entering a whole new stage of denial. If you find yourself moaning "Ohhhh, but I'm cold, but my niiiiiipples, they're sooooooo colllllllld" on a Friday night, it is Time To Leave. Because no one values your opinion any more-you've revealed yourself as a true moron.
There will be more to come, trust me.
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and i really hate when people (usually bad spellers themselves) point out obvious typos on msn or myspace and go on and on about how much of an illiterate you are for making a mistake or a slip of the keyboard like theyve won some tremendous argument . . . geez get a life people